there's something about jason
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
well i had tennis today with the coach. strange things he said though, when we finished the game today.
him: so you going JC right?
me: yes
him: well go for tennis cca
him: i know of a lot of people who like to go for rowing or canoeing. dont do those.
me: why?
him: there is no tactics in the cca. you may develop lots of muscle, but its just rowing and rowing all the time. there is no thinking.. really. just out-muscling people.
me:oh i see
him: and then i ask some of them why they joined. they say they join so they can see girls in tighter bikinis... and panties and such.
me: ... (where the eff did panties come from?)
him: well so dont join for such reasons...
and then he goes to one corner and starts plucking blades from a bunch of grass. i look on and he says hes got something like birdshit on his hand.. doesnt know where its from. and then he asks, why, you want to taste it for me? and i have a fagging incredulous look on my face, i say "of course not!" he seems to think im some introvert... keeps telling me i should use this time to go out with friends. while it is true im not exactly an extrovert, im not some dang jason...
also upon the topic of tennis, i was fed many of his fast tennis balls, (but not the fastest. the fastest, really im not joking, make you want to leap aside instead of hitting back the ball) and really. the power that i feel whacking back those balls makes me really happy. i love it when i know im going to gain some muscle from the workout. i dont know why i put this. not much relevance but it is what i feel, so there it is.
posted by joseph at 7:38 PM